Things that I've learnt in the Casino

Well, obviously I'd finally been to a casino, but don't worry, I know what I'm doing. After paying some fees to learn some "lesson", these are the few techniques or advices or experiences or whatever, that I wanted to share.

01 // Rich > Richer, Poor > Poorer

If you don't have enough money, don't play in a casino. When I say "enough", that means ENOUGH, or in another word, get ready to lose your money. The theory is - don't be afraid to lose - that's why I say you need to be rich.

So, here's my lesson, I studied how to play blackjack, and I mean how to WIN a blackjack. So my plan is to bet on the perfect pair and the three kind (if you know what I'm saying), because they pay more. However, you won't be so lucky to get these nice cards so often, and you won't know when you will get it. Ofcourse I'm not that stupid to keep betting on them for nothing. I counted each 10-12 times after I get one, only I bet the other one. Sometimes they won't appear even after 20 times, this will need some luck I guess. So, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED MORE MONEY. So, I'm here to advise everyone who you-think-you-are-not-rich-ENOUGH, don't play in a casino.

02 // Be Patient

If you really wanted to play, please be patient. Don't bet all your money in one round, instead, play slowly. It's okay if you only win abit, it's better than nothing. Don't try to think that "bet-more-win-more", because you will never ever 100% win in gambling. Just play slowly, don't rush, play chill, win small.

03 // Kill your Greed

This is so so so important! If you have won in first few rounds, don't try to bet more and more. Your greed will kill you! Play with your own rhythm. Going too high up, you'll get more pain when you fall. Win a little and that's enough. Gamble is like a long term investment, final get better closes. Remember that your parents taught you not to be too greedy? Parents are always right! Click a LIKE for my parents! Hoorayyy!

04 // JUST DON'T GAMBLE

Yea! You know why we should not gamble right? Let's just play it for fun, don't throw too much effort and money in it. It's bad for your health, your heart (a risk of getting heart attack), your brain (when you try to think very hard how to win), your wallet, your family and so on.