How I define 'Phony'

Two of the Two
Apr 17, 2016
2 min read

First I have to say sorry if my definition is different from yours. Someone inspired me to write this, of course, a faker, phony, bitch @$#%%#@% *ops* I concluded a phony with five characteristics. Somehow I think I may be one of them as well. I think everyone has a bitchy face, deep down there, or right on the face. No offence haha. But if someone has all of these five, then this is it.

01 // YOUR 'CUTENESS'

Sorry that I can't get your way of cuteness. 20 or 30-ish, with full make-up, wear like a you-know-what and talk like a kid! Seriously?! Can't you talk nicely, with your own voice at least?! You know what, this only happens when there are boys around. Whuatttt?! Whyyy do you do this?! Explain! BUT, most boys love that. Maybe I'm just jealous hahaha.

02 // NO HUMBLE ON EARTH

"Do you think Edward is better? Or Joseph? They are both too good, I don't know who to choose! Nah... Maybe Ben loves me more."

Oh please! You @$$#%%^*#!! Don't you know what is low-profile?! BE HUMBLE! HUMBLE!!!!

03 // TWO FACES

I think everyone may have two or more faces. But the one that make me feel most uncomfortable is the different attitude talking to girls and boys. Oh please! Can't you just be normal in front of boys as well? Why do you need to be 'over-girlish'? Be yourself okay?! You don't need to please anyone! You don't need to be attractive. Just ... just be normal! I'm sure you still can find someone who love you. No worries phonies.

04 // DON'T BE CONFUSED BY SOCIAL MEDIA

Never ever get to know someone via social media. It's a world full of lies, especially photos on social media. Be prepared that they may appear with a different face someday. Make up is a magic, and now photo editing applications create miracles.

05 // EVIL BITCH

Someone who treated you as best friend but talked bad about you. #thisisnotruelove !! Sorry for saying like friendships are all about lies. NO!!! I don't mean that. Only phonies treat friends like that. Friendship is love and care. Don't use your friend in any circumstances. People treat you sincerely, so don't treat them as a joke.